Tuesday, October 3, 2017

I'm the Queen Around Here



Here We Go!

Why in the world have I waited SO freakin' long to do this? I really have no excuse other than laziness or maybe disbelief that I would have enough to say that's worth reading. But to be honest, I'm not doing this for youuuuu...I need an outlet. I need somewhere to go and say whatever the hell I want, when I want, how I want without having to justify or censor it.

I will admit, yearsss ago I started a blog, I posted a few things...and then life happened and I had better things to do. But now, damnit I have shit to say so...here we go. We will see how long this lasts and who all finds any interest in it.

Who AM I, Really?

First of all, I guess I could tell you a little about me. I'm a typical passive-aggressive, ignored, tired wife and mom who works a more than full-time job and couldn't be happier. Sounds weird, right? As we go along, you'll gain a better understanding of why I am so happy to be so seemingly miserable. For now, just know that while I may bitch and complain about shit that I'm sure we all deal with, I still like my problems.

Oh...by the way, I intend on keeping my presence online anonymous so that I can speak freely. So you lovely smartasses can call me...........Queen B.

What Do I Have to Say, Anyways?

When I thought about starting a blog, I asked myself a few questions:
  1. Who is my audience?
  2. What will I talk about?
  3. What kind of tone will I set?
I'm assuming (which I really shouldn't do because we all know what that makes me) my audience is mostly women. I knew the tone would overall be light, funny, and sarcastic. But what I would talk about...that's the doozy. Why? Because no one ever listens to me. THAT'S IT! I will talk about all the shit I want to say that no one ever listens to. Which is practically everything.

My husband is a typical man and only hears me when I say "come to the bedroom" or "Dinner's ready." My daughter (who is 1 by the way) has to listen to me ramble on and on because she hasn't mastered the selective hearing (unless Mickey is on) yet. So, you obviously desperate people get to listen to me. I'm going to go out on a limb though and ASSume again that there are more out there like me...who can relate to this silly daily struggle. Who knows, maybe you'll start a blog too!

Alright, until next time...peace out homies.

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